if a guy buys you a bunch of drinks and then expects you to have sex with him you can just give him back the drinks by puking into his lap
land-of-greyjoys-and-cannibals:
Straight people are asked when they chose to be straight
Reactions? They literally all appear to suddenly realise their own ignorance. This is genuinely brilliant.
It amazes me how many people never ask themselves that question.
THIS VIDEO.
this is brilliant
Jennifer’s McCurdy’s porcelain pottery looks almost as alive as its inspiration.
McCurdy on her work:
Emotion fills me when I see perfect forms in nature, from the cracked conch shell on the beach revealing its perfect spiral, to the milkweed pod burst in the field, its brilliant airborne seeds streaming into the sunlight. The ordered symmetry and asymmetry of nature’s forms reveal the growth of life, the movement of life.
Living on Martha’s Vineyard, island time, especially in the winter, seems to conform to nature’s cycles. As a potter, I strive to make my work reflect the balance of life around me. It is important that the patterns I see around me are integrated into my forms.










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A long time ago, a corgi was checking out the wonders of Sweden. He assembled some furniture, ate some red candy fish, and then had crazy sex with a wolf.
Misty the Swedish Vallhund [website]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/ddabab559732b25df45632312851aa6a/tumblr_mo91ch4iQY1r5gx8fo1_500.jpg)

